1 Week more or less
Hello Hello, ça fait un baille! Voila on y est... premier point de la situation! It's been now a week that I am trying to become a "Kievois" and it's been a real delightment until now. In a country that has a sad past and a bright future, the whole thing is a true paradox... Kids playing on a heavy sovietic tank in front of the Rodina Mat (Monument celebrating the russo-ukrainian everlasting friendship), which in turn stands above the museum dedicated to patriotic suffering... Please, Do Believe signs asking you to watch your feet when you step out of the escalator... Gives a little grungy style! Relaxing time @ the beach. Fashion Tv which hangs on every restaurants and bars' walls. I guess it is a brainwashing strategy, and it obviously works...;) Your are Fashion Tv! As Adam Freeland (great DJ btw!) properly said "You are free to do as we tell you, We want your Soul." And ultimately, My best friend here, j ai nommé ma playboy mansion....trrrr trrrr trr...

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It is I, Scott Von Drummond. It has been nearly a millenia since we were last in contact so it was a smashing surprise to receive your latest e-mail.
The Ukraine, eh? Has this got anything to do with your previous life as a goat farmer on the plains of South-central Europe?
Anyway, enough of my inane ramblings. Was very excited to hear about your whereabouts and new job - what is this thing called Publireportage? There is a young French girl in my Journalism seminar who I shall quiz about this strange Francophile bastardisation of two beautiful English words :-)
Drop me a line when you get the chance and tal;k dirty to me in French. I miss those nights we used to spend together ...
Peace hombre,
Scotland